Not Sure

You're Not Sure Of:

THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take off your clothes"

THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide"

THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"

THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back"

THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it."

THE SHARE BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again"

THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

THE HUNTER: because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots"

THE BELL TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, "Would you like it on the table or against the wall?"