After getting robbed this guy decides to go to the pet store and get a really ferocious dog. The guy at the pet store tells him, "I've got the perfect dog for you." So, he shows him a dog that's just sitting there licking his butt.
He says to the employee, "This doesn't look like a very mean dog. Do you have any others?"
To which the employee responds, "This is the meanest dog l have. He just got done eating a lawyer and he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth."
