* Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" * Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. * Inventive way to finally meet that hot gal in Human Resources. * "I'd love to chip in but I left my wallet in my pants." * To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. * People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. * Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned. * No one steals your chair. * Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
