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Latest Security News out of General Motors Assembly Plant in Lake Orion:

Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists have been operating at the General Motors Assembly Plant in Lake Orion.

County Sheriffs advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained.

GM security stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on immigration issues. The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area. Police are confident that anyone who looks like Bin Workin will be very easy to spot in the building.

Submitted by: rcote


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