Snake and Bunny

The newly-hatched snake and the newly-born rabbit came face to face. Both were so young their eyes had not yet opened. Neither knew what the other was, so they decided to feel each other and make a guess.

First the snake slithered over the rabbit and then concluded: "You have warm fur, whiskers, long ears and you hop around. You must be a bunny."

Then the rabbit ran its paws over the snake. "You are slippery, you crawl on the ground, and have no balls. You must be a politician."