Swedish Coal Miners

Two Swedish coal miners (Sven & Olaf) were down in the mine working. The noon whistle blew for lunch and Sven pulled out a thermos of hot coffee. Olaf looks at it and says,

"Say, Sven, vat you got dere?" Sven says,

"Dis is a 2 quart termos bottle." Olaf says,

"Ya, I have to get me one."

That night Olaf goes home, but forgets what it is called. So the next day they are down in the mine working again and the noon whistle blows for lunch and Sven pulls out his thermos of hot coffee. Olaf looks at it and says, "Say, Sven, vat you got dere?" Sven says, "Dis is a 2 quart thermos bottle." Olaf says, "Ya, I have to get me one."

That night Olaf goes home but forgets whatit is called again. Well Olaf really wants one of these things. So he decides the next day when he asks he's going to write it down so he remembers what it is. The next day they are down in the mine working again and the noon whistle blows for lunch and Sven pulls out his thermos of hot coffee. Olaf looks at it and says, "Say, Sven, vat you got dere?" Well, by this time Sven is getting just a little bit pissed. Every day Olaf asks what it is and never remembers so he decides to just make up stuff since Olaf isn't going to remember anyway. So Sven says, "Dis is a contraceptive." Olaf says, "Ya, I have to get me one." And he writes it down.

That night Olaf is in the neighborhood drug store and the pharmacist sees him walking around and says to him, "Can I help you?" Olaf says, "Ya, I'd like a contraceptive." And the pharmacist says, "Sure, what size?"

Olaf says, "Give me da 2 quart size, I'll be working in da hole all day!"