Terrorism Fight Gets A New Name

The war on terrorism was christened with a new name this week as "Operation Enduring Freedom" replaced "Operation Infinite Justice." (Who'd have thought freedom was something that needed to be endured?)

The new name was chosen after a handful of suggestions were rejected. Here is a list of the rejected operation names:


* Operation Hellooooo, Second Term

* Operation Topple - I Mean, Wait, Not Topple, 'Course If That Happens, That's Okay

* Operation "Dude, Where's Bin Laden?"

* Operation Nothing to do with the Crusades

* Operation.Oh Screw It, Let's Just Attack!