Terrorist Organizations

The Top 20 Little-Known Terrorist Organizations


20. Al Quesadilla -- fighting for Mexican cheese appetizers

19. B.R.A. (Banana Republican Army) -- khaki-wearing freedom fighting yuppies

18. International House of Paramilitarism -- No attacks before breakfast!

17. Al Shamu -- whales fighting for liberation of their Seaworld-captive brethren

16. Ku Klutz Klan -- clumsy cross-burning rednecks

15. Kabob-aloos -- Cuban freedom fighters armed only with skewers

14. The IRAs -- little nebbish guys who annoy the hell out of people, with pants hiked high to conceal their Glocks

13. El McPherson -- band of crazed-from-hunger Supermodels

12. The Moulin Rouge -- French Communist song and dance troupe

11. The Spanish Imposition -- Your Tia Josephina comes for a visit, stays for a month, and lounges around all day watching Spanish soap operas with the TV volume blasting.

10. Al Kato -- freeloading houseguests who move in and eat all your food

9. The Talibananarama -- spreading the message of bad British '80s dance music

8. Hamina-hamina-hamas -- freedom fighters for Jackie Gleason

7. Balsamic Jihad -- fundamentalist food critics

6. "Weird Al" Qaeda -- attacking the capitalist, American government by spreading their revolutionary message in the form of a rousing polka medley

5. The Black Pansies -- black-gloved horticulturists

4. Yeehaw Jihad -- "The Cowboys of Chaos"

3. Al Ro'ker -- eighty percent chance of a Rain of Terror!

2. Falun Bong -- Uhm... hey, man, what are we fighting again?

Number 1 Little-Known Terrorist Organization...

1. Pujafudin-Pujafudout -- spreading the terror that is the Hokey Pokey