Useful English System Conversions Units

* Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

* 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League

* 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton

* Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = knot-furlong

* 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling = 1 light year

* 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

* 1 millionth cup of mouthwash = 1 microscope

* 1/2 large intestine = 1 semicolon

* 1000 aches = 1 megahertz

* Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

* Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

* Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line

* Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

* Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = Mach Turtle

* 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

* Given the old adage "a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step," the first step of a one-mile journey = 1 Milwaukee