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Section: 2001 Humor
 
 



 









 

You Finish

This Rhode Island stud is out picking up chicks in Miane one night. While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract a blonde hottie. So they're back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. Proud of his rugged background and years in the IDF, he forces himself to last as long as possible. He climaxes loudly. Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, "So.... you finish?"

After a slight pause she replies, "No."

Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the last ... and this time completing the deed with even louder shouts. Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, "So .... you finish?"

And again, after a short pause, she simply says, "No."

Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour. This time, with all the strength he can muster, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy are spent. Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette ... lights it again, and then asks, "So... you finish?"

To which her pleasured reply is, "No. I'm Swedish."


Contributed by: Tom S.



 







 
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Section: 2001 Humor