You Might Be An Engineer

You Might Be An Engineer If...

- choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.

- you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.

- the sales people at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions.

- you bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her birthday.

- you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.

- you can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.

- you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.

- you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.

- you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

- you know what http:// stands for.

- you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids' toys together.

- you see a good design and still have to change it.

- you window shop at Radio Shack.

- your laptop computer costs more than your car.

- your wife hasn't the foggiest idea what you do at work.

- you've already calculated how much you make per second.

- you've tried to repair a $5 radio.