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2001 Humor Section


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  • 13 Count (Rick L.)

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  • 2 Cows (Tom S.)

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  • 3 Bears (rcote)
  • 3M TA3 (Dustin S.)

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  • 50 Ways To Get bin Laden (Dustin S.)

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  • 60mph

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  • A hole behind (Dustin S)
  • About Two Hours (Dustin S.)
  • Accurate Headstone?
  • Adam & Eve Painting
  • Advice From Mark Twain
  • Afghan Football (Rick L.)
  • Afghan missile launcher (Carlos S)
  • Afghan Terror School (Allen L.)
  • Afghan Weather Forecast (Carlos M.)
  • Afghani Christmas Carol (Rick L.)
  • Afghani Jet (Carlos M.)
  • Agent
  • Aggie Hunter (Carlos M.)
  • Aggie Hunters
  • Aging Women
  • Alignment Shop (Dustin S.)
  • All In A Day's Work
  • Alligator Shoes 2
  • Amazing Dog
  • American Tragedy (Rick L.)
  • Amnesia
  • An arm and a leg (Tim F.)
  • Anatomy class (Dustin S)
  • Another Eagle (Tom S.)
  • Anti-Terrorist (Dustin S.)
  • Anything for $100 #2 (Cindy C.)
  • Apology to China (Tom S.)
  • Appliance shopping (Allen L)
  • Application to stay out late (Steve M)
  • Arab & the Rabbi (rcote)
  • Arab Star Trek (Rick L.)
  • Asking For Directions
  • At The Convent
  • At The Craps Table
  • Attitude (Dustin S.)
  • Attitude and Bullshit (Marcus B.)

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  • Bad Day
  • Bad Dog (Dustin S.)
  • Bad Timing
  • Bar Room Translations
  • Barrel Of Fun (Dustin S.)
  • Baseball Coach (Cindy C.)
  • Be Careful What You Sign
  • Be My Valet?
  • Be Polite
  • Being Handy Around the House
  • Believe It Or Not 2
  • Big 12 schools (Rick L.)
  • Big Commitment
  • Big Decision
  • Bin Ladin Found ? (Rick L.)

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  • bin-loser (Rick L)

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  • Birds And The Bees
  • Birthday Gift 2 (Carlos M.)
  • Black Eye
  • Blame Guns (Rick L.)
  • Blond's Cooking Diary (Rick L)
  • Blonde Carburetor (Carlos M.)
  • Blonds Print Word (Tom S.)
  • Boeing products (Cindy C)
  • Bomb Pop (Carlos M.)
  • Bomb Tech (Debra C.)
  • Bored Sheepdog (Tom S.)
  • Bragging Coworker
  • Brown Elk
  • Bush Fan (Cindy C.)
  • Bush goes to third grade (Cindy C.)
  • Business As Usual (Tim F.)

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  • Cajun Horse Shoes (Tom S.)
  • Cajun Vacation (rcote)
  • Car 54, Where Are You? (thRob)
  • Carpark (Rick L.)
  • Carpenter (Carlos M.)
  • Catholic Math (rcote)
  • Cattle Co. (Rick L.)
  • Cause of mad cow disease (Allen L)
  • Cheating Husband
  • Chicken Soup For The Alcoholic
  • Child's View Of Retirement
  • Chinese Apology (Carlos M.)
  • Chocolate Easter Eggs (Dustin S.)
  • Chocolate Man (Rick L.)
  • Choosing The Wrong Word
  • Christian Light Bulb (rcote)
  • Christmas Doll
  • Clinton Exit Photo (Rick L.)
  • Clinton Goes Down Under (Carlos M.)
  • Clinton Library (Tom S.)
  • Clinton Says (Carlos M.)
  • Clinton Terrorist Speech (Dustin S.)
  • Clinton Years
  • Clowning Around (Dustin S.)
  • Clues To Calling It A Night (Carlos M.)
  • College Dog (Allen L.)
  • Colonel 1955 (Rick L.)
  • Comments Made by the Reindeer
  • Computer Gender (Marcus B.)
  • Concerned Couple (Tim F.)
  • Confession 4 (Dustin S.)
  • Cooking Diary of a Blonde Newlywed
  • Cooking Terms
  • Copy Cat (Dustin S.)
  • Could It Be? (Dustin S.)
  • Counting The Twins
  • Cow Sign (Dustin S.)
  • Crash Dummy
  • Crayon Mystery
  • Curious George (rcote)

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  • Dart Game
  • Darwin Awards 11-2001 (Rick L.)
  • Day O (Dustin S.)
  • Dead Cat Test (Cindy C.)
  • Dead Donkey
  • Dear Darling Son
  • Dear John Letter
  • Death At The Home (Cindy C.)
  • Death Of A Pagan
  • Definitions
  • Did We Land Yet?
  • Diet 2
  • Dieter's Christmas
  • Different Actuaries
  • Dilbert job market (Rick L)
  • Dilbert's Laws Of Work
  • Dinner Party
  • Divorce
  • DNC Bumper Stricker (Rick L.)
  • Dog Days (Cheryl Y.)
  • Dog Licks (Carlos M.)
  • Don't Mess With Texas (Rick L.)
  • Don't Step on it (Dustin S.)
  • Double Standard (Dustin S.)
  • Double-Decker Bus
  • Downloaded (Carlos M.)
  • Dr Visit (Rick L.)
  • Dr. Cohen (Allen L.)
  • Dr. Suess's Lost Tongue Twisters
  • Dream Job (Tom S.)
  • Drinks For The New Age
  • Drive-Thru Parking (Dustin S.)
  • Dumfart (Dustin S.)

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  • Ears (Tom B.)
  • Email Address
  • Email Baby (Carlos M.)
  • Email Eat (Carlos M.)
  • Email Wedding (Carlos M.)
  • Employee Breaks (Carlos M.)
  • Engineering Problems
  • Engineering Test
  • EP3 Warning (Carlos M.)
  • Ethel and Mabel (Rick L.)
  • Everyday Survival Kit
  • Executive and CEO
  • Exercise (Dustin S.)
  • Exercise Or No (Dustin S.)
  • Explosive Package
  • Extreme Sports (Carlos M.)

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  • Faces (Carlos M)
  • Failing Manhood
  • Fake An Asthma Attack
  • FBI Release (Rick L.)
  • Female Flyers (Rick L.)
  • File Transfer (Carlos M.)
  • First Afghan missile (Carlos S)
  • Flight Or Fright
  • Fortune Cookie (Dustin S.)
  • Free Mammogram (Tom S.)
  • Fresh Air Does It
  • Frosty Turds (Dustin S.)
  • Fun Notes (Carlos S.)
  • Fundraiser (Allen L.)
  • Funeral (Dustin S.)
  • Funeral Procession (Cindy C.)
  • Funny Kid Stories (Rick L.)
  • Future Business Mergers (Dustin S.)
  • Future scenario? (Rick L.)

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  • General Attention (Carlos M.)
  • General's Funeral
  • George Carlin's Bad American (rcote)
  • Gift For The Wife
  • Girlfriend Remote (Dustin S.)
  • Going Fishing (Allen L.)
  • Going On (Carlos M.)
  • Good Answers (Rick L.)
  • Good Catholic 2 (rcote)
  • Good Mule (Dana T)
  • Good News - Bad News 2
  • Got In A Tiff
  • Great System
  • Great Truths About Growing Old
  • Great Truths About Life
  • Grocery Store Time Zones
  • GWB & The Pope (Tom S.)
  • GWB quotes (Cindy C.)

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  • Had It (Carlos M.)
  • Hallmark Cards
  • Hallucination (Allen L)
  • Hangovers (Carlos M.)
  • Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy
  • He-Said / She-Said (Carlos M.)
  • Head Rush (Tom S.)
  • Healing Touch
  • Hebonics
  • Help Combat Osteoporosis (Tom S)
  • Holiday Party (Tom S.)
  • Honest Politician (Dustin S.)
  • Hooters Job Application (Carlos M.)
  • Horn Beep
  • Horse back ride
  • Housework
  • How Modern Business Deals With Dead Horses (Rick L)
  • How Old Was/Is This Man? (Rick L.)
  • How to Frame Your Rejection Letter
  • How to Sing the Blues (Rick L)
  • Hunting Flies (Rick L.)

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  • I am thankful for ...... (Cindy C)
  • I Can't Do That, Officer
  • I Love My Job (Dustin S.)
  • I See Dead People (Dustin S.)
  • IBM Worldwide (Tim F.)
  • Idiot Brother (Cindy C.)
  • If Assholes Could Fly (Dustin S.)
  • Ikea (Dustin S.)
  • Ill Mannered boy (Rick L)
  • Immigration Responses?
  • In The Woods (Yannis R.)
  • Infernal Revenue Service
  • Interesting number coincidences (Cindy C)
  • Interesting Study (Carlos M.)
  • Investment (Rick L.)
  • Invitation to Getting Acquainted.... (Carlos M.)
  • Irish Painting (Tom S.)
  • IRS Audit
  • Is violence necessary? (Rick L.)
  • Isn't That Nice (Allen L.)
  • It must be true (Cindy C.)

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  • Jackass (Carlos M)
  • Jerry Falwell's New Crusade
  • Jewish Gent (rcote)
  • Jogging (Allen L.)
  • Joys Of Having Kids

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  • Kabul Cabal Cable (Marcus B.)
  • Kentucky Love Poem (Tom S.)
  • Kissing Birds
  • Kitties (Carlos M.)

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  • Ladies Man (Tom S.)
  • Last 4 Presidents (Dustin S.)
  • Lawns and God (Yannis R.)
  • Lawyer And Charity
  • Layoff Policy (Carlos M.)
  • Learned From A Snowman
  • Least Popular 'How-To' Books
  • Leopard, Dog & Monkey (Rick L.)
  • Lesbo Jokes (rcote)
  • Life Lessons Learned From A Dog
  • Liquid Viagra (Tom S.)
  • Loaded Questions (Carlos M.)
  • Lodging (Dustin S.)
  • Login to Heaven (Carlos M.)
  • Long Hair (Allen L.)

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  • Madcow Disease (Rick L.)
  • Male Brain (Cheryl Y.)
  • Man Of The Month
  • Man of the year2
  • Management Lesson 1 (Carlos M.)
  • Management Lesson 2 (Carlos M.)
  • Management Lesson 3 (Carlos M.)
  • Map (Snake) (Dustin S.)
  • Marriage Definitions
  • Martha vs Me (Rick L.)
  • Me Chief (Carlos M.)
  • Memory (Tom S.)
  • Men At Work (Rick L.)
  • Mental Gymnastics (Rick L)
  • Mexican SUV (Dustin S.)
  • Military Ball (Rick L)
  • Military Super Computers
  • Missing (Rick L.)
  • Missing Father (Carlos S.)
  • Mocking the SPAM
  • Modern Art
  • Mom's Survival Tips
  • Monkeys 2 (Rick L)
  • Mood Ring (Cindy C.)
  • Moods (Tom S.)
  • Moral Question (Dustin S.)
  • More Blonde Jokes (Carlos M.)
  • More Viruses (Tom S.)
  • Morning Poem (Dustin S.)
  • Moses And Bush (Tom S.)
  • Mother's Day
  • Motivational Speech
  • Mourning (Tom S.)
  • Movie Ratings

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  • Naming New Baby (Dustin S.)
  • Need A Plumber (Dustin S.)
  • New Arkansas Quarter (Carlos M.)
  • New Genie (Rick L.)
  • New Help Desk Notice (Carlos M.)
  • New Name (Carlos M.)
  • New University Degrees
  • New World Trade Center (Dustin S.)
  • Newly Weds (Allen L.)
  • Newlyweds
  • Newlyweds 2
  • Newspaper Headlines (Rick L.)
  • Nice Butt (Carlos M.)
  • No e-mail address? (Rick L)
  • No Parking (Dustin S.)
  • Not All That He Seems
  • Not Sure
  • NPR Interview (Peggy W.)
  • Nudist (Allen L.)
  • Numbers Of The Beast 2

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  • Office Pool (Dustin S.)
  • Old Folks Home 2 (Allen L.)
  • Old Lady (Allen L.)
  • Old Preacher
  • One Mean Dog
  • Option 7 (Carlos M.)
  • Oral Sex Frogs (Cindy C)
  • Osama Cheez-its
  • Ouch (Dustin S.)
  • Out of the Mouths of Babes.... (Rick L.)
  • Out To Play (Dustin S.)
  • Outhouse (Tom S.)
  • Overload
  • Owls - A True Story

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  • Painter
  • Panhandler
  • Panties (Rick L.)
  • Pay Raise (Allen L.)
  • Perfect Breakfast (Kerry W.)
  • Perfect Man
  • Perfume
  • Perks of Management (Dustin S.)
  • Pet Care Tips (Carlos M)
  • Pigs (Carlos S.)
  • Pizza Delivery 2
  • Play It Where It Lies
  • Please Rewind (Rick L.)
  • Plumbing Contracting Business
  • Poem About Mary (Allen L.)
  • Police Quotes
  • Potty Humor
  • Powdered Nose (Tom S.)
  • Praise The Lord
  • Prayer For Moms And Dads
  • Predictions
  • Premier Dung (Carlos M.)
  • Presidency for Dummies (Cindy C.)
  • Printer Story (Dustin S.)
  • Priorities (Rick L)
  • Proof that Girls are Evil (Tom S.)
  • Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson (rcote)
  • Pulled Over (Rick L.)
  • Puns

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  • Q and A for OBL (Rick L.)
  • Quarter (Dustin S.)
  • Quiz: Electric Train
  • Quiz: Potato Plant
  • Quote of the Year (Allen L.)
  • Quotes 3 (Rick L.)
  • Quotes From The Mothers of Famous People

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  • R U the weakest link? (Dustin S.)
  • Raging Debate (Dustin S.)
  • Read the Response at the end (rcote)
  • Rear view (Tim F)
  • Reasons God Created Eve (rcote)
  • Reasons To Go To Work Naked
  • Recipe For Hasty Pudding
  • Recycling Center (Dustin S.)
  • Redneck Love Poem (Rick L.)
  • Redneck Pacifier (Rick L)
  • Redneck SUV (Rick L.)
  • Reindeer (Rick L.)
  • Remote (Rick L)
  • Remote Controlled Car (Carlos M.)
  • Restaurant (Sandy E.)
  • Right Answer
  • Roe vs Wade (Rick L.)
  • Rooster Eggs
  • Rosebuds (Tom S.)
  • Rules for Work (Dustin S)

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  • Sadie and Yetta (rcote)
  • Saucy Ad Campaign
  • Saving Bush (Carlos M.)
  • School Days (Tom S.)
  • Seafood Delight (Tom S)
  • Seaside Hotel (Carlos M.)
  • Secret Nuclear Bunker (Dustin S.)
  • Secrets of the movie "Planet of the Apes" (Dustin S)
  • Security News G.M. (Rick L.)
  • Seen My Head? (Dustin S.)
  • Serving Time
  • Setting Your Priorities (Rick L.)
  • Sex Can Kill You (Carlos M.)
  • Sex Mathematics (Dustin S.)
  • Sex on Mars (Dustin S.)
  • Sexy Chick (Tom S.)
  • Shark Attack Prevention (Rick L.)
  • Shcool Sign Painters (Dustin S.)
  • Shopping in L.A. (Rick L.)
  • Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life (Richard S.)
  • Silent Treatment (Rick L.)
  • Sister of Mercy (Rick L.)
  • Sit to Pee (Carlos M.)
  • Slow down!! (Dustin S)
  • Small Construction Worker (Allen L.)
  • Small Or Large Breasts
  • Smart Redneck (Carlos M.)
  • Smuggled (Tom S)
  • Snake and Bunny
  • Sorry With Flowers (Dustin S.)
  • SOTP Sign Painters (Dustin S.)
  • Southern Etiquette (Carlos M.)
  • Special Sandals (rcote)
  • Speech Therapist
  • Spy Kids (Dustin S.)
  • Square 2
  • Stages Of Life (Allen L.)
  • Starlet
  • Statue of Liberty (Carlos M.)
  • Stealth (Carlos M.)
  • Stevie Wonder golf (Allen L)
  • Stock Purchase Opportunity (Allen L.)
  • Stu Pidass (Dustin S.)
  • Successful Marriage
  • Sven And Olie
  • Swedish Coal Miners
  • Swimming Pool (Carlos M.)

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  • T Days (Tom S.)
  • Tabasco (Tom S.)
  • Taxi Ride (Allen L.)
  • Tech Tunes (Carlos M.)
  • Ten Reasons Why Men Are So Lovable
  • Terrorism Fight Gets A New Name (Carlos M.)
  • Terrorist Organizations (Rick L)
  • Texas Heat 2 (Cheryl Y.)
  • They Want A Baby
  • They're Still Out There (Rick L.)
  • Things a True Southerner Knows (Allen L.)
  • Things to Ponder (throb)
  • Things You Shouldn't Say To A Pregnant Woman (Dustin S.)
  • Three Baseball Fans
  • Three Sisters (Rick L.)
  • Titanic Video vs Clinton Video
  • Titties & Beer (Rick L.)
  • Too Much Fiber (Rick L.)
  • Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad McDonald's
  • Traffic Busy (Carlos M.)
  • Train Tunnel (Dustin S)
  • Trapped Lesbian (Rick L.)
  • Trees: A Golfing Parody
  • True Friend (Peggy W.)
  • Trying To Poison Me
  • Turkey (Cindy C.)
  • Two Engines
  • Two Nuns Out Of Gas
  • Two Old Ladies
  • Two Old Women (rcote)

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  • Uncle Sam - WTC (Dustin S.)
  • Understanding Women Is An Oxymoron (Freddy S.)
  • Useful English System Conversions Units

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  • Valentine Story
  • Veterinarian (Rick L.)
  • Viagra Falls (Carlos M.)
  • Vibrator Recall (Dustin S.)
  • Viruses (Allen L.)
  • Visiting Friends (Cindy C.)
  • Visitors to Iowa (Dana T.)
  • Vote Device (Cindy C.)
  • Vow Of Silence

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  • Waiting For The Bus
  • Wanna Play (Dustin S.)
  • Water Closet Site Administrator
  • Ways to Say Your 'Fly Is Open' (Rick L.)
  • We Found Him (Rick L.)
  • We're gonna smoke em out!
  • West Texas Guard Activated (Rick L)
  • Whale (Tom S.)
  • What Cha Eatin'? (Carlos M.)
  • What to do with Bin Laden (Cindy C.)
  • Where Are We?
  • Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work (Tom S.)
  • Why Palestinians throw rocks (Rick L.)
  • Wishing for Brains (Rick l.)
  • Woman Misses Boyfriend
  • Womans aching desire (Melissa J)
  • Wonder Why It Didn't Last
  • Wood (rcote)
  • World's Shortest Books 2 (Rick L)
  • Would You Get My Sneakers Please?
  • Would You Still Love Me?
  • Wrapping Presents With Dogs

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  • X-Rated Movie? (Dustin S.)

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  • YO... (Carlos M)
  • You Finish (Tom S.)
  • You Know Your Life Sucks When
  • You Might Be An Engineer
  • You Thought Your Job Sucked (Dustin S.)
  • You've Joined a Cheap HMO (Pat O.)


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