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Amazing Free Stuff

I frequently get requests from my subscribers asking for more and better freebies, so I thought I would provide some of the best sources for Free Stuff. Some of these provide for some amazing opportunities. Check it out and tell me what you think!

Free Car: Try waiting at a gas station for the car of your choice to pull up and the driver to leave the car running while they go inside... Check the back seats for valuables. i.e., purses, laptop computers, kids, etc...

Lawn Equipment: You will need some basic home tools for this one. Raid the neighbors shed or garage and get that brand new lawn Mower or weed eater you always wanted. <Warning: You will need to spray paint the item before your first use.>

Free Bicycle: A lot of it depends on the type of bike you are looking for... if it is a gift for your child then you might want to hang out at the school yards or shopping malls. For mountain bikes and such, hang out in the parks or trails near your house. Think along the lines of stringing a rope across the trail....

Free food: Ask quietly to speak to the manager and complain about the food, the price, and so forth. Keep raising your voice and start to cuss occasionally. Keep this up until you get kicked out, or the cops show up.

Free clothes: Take several items in the dressing room and put them on under your normal clothes... get near the store exit and run for the car! <Note: You might want to have a stolen car waiting for you as you don't want to get caught by the license plate of your own car>

Free Money: Try jumping in the way of the owners car where you work as he/she is backing up... Threaten to sue, and if you do it right you could end up with a promotion also!!!

Free Car: Sleep with an old rich man and beg a lot! This might entail several weeks and there might be some return visits around the due date each month. (Note: You can get jewelry this way also...)

Free TV/Stereo Equipment: You will need a big rock for this one... Use the rock to get into the neighbor's house, and then choose wisely as any smart shopper would do.

Free Bed and Breakfast: Get caught doing any of the above!
The prison system will even provide you clothes.




 







 
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Section: 2002 Humor