Blonde Medical Terminology

Anally - occurring yearly

Artery - study of paintings

Bacteria - back door of cafeteria

Barium - what doctors do when treatment fails

Bowel - letter like A,E,I,O,U

Caesarian Section - district in Rome

Cat Scan - searching for kitty

Cauterize - make eye contact with her

Colic - sheep dog

Coma - a punctuation mark

Congenital - friendly

D&C - where Washington is

Diarrhea - a journal of daily events

Dilate - to live long

Enema - not a friend

Fester - quicker

Fibula - a small lie

Genital - non-Jewish

G.I. Series - soldiers' ball game

Grippe - suitcase

Hangnail - coathook

Impotent - distinguished, well known

Intense Pain - torture in a teepee

Labour Pain - got hurt at work

Medical Staff - doctor's cane

Morbid - higher offer

Nitrate - cheaper than day rate

Node - was aware of

Outpatient - person who had fainted

Pap Smear - fatherhood test

Pelvis - cousin of Elvis

Post-operative - letter carrier

Protein - favoring young people

Rectum - damn near killed 'em

Recovery Room - place to do upholstery

Rheumatic - amorous

Scar - rolled tobacco leaf

Secretion - hiding anything

Seizure - Roman emperor

Senology - study of knighthood

Tablet - small table

Terminal Illness - sickness at airport

Tibia - country in North Africa

Tumour - an extra pair

Urine - opposite of you're out

Vericose - located nearby

Vein - conceited