TJ's Funny Pages

 


Section: 2002 Humor
Category: Age 
 
 



 









 

Break In

Senior Moment . . .

An elderly lady called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.

The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in.

"Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."


Contributed by: Rick L.



 







 
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Section: 2002 Humor
Category: Age