Bush & Powell

George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman: "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"

The barman says: "Yep, that's them."

The guy walks over and says: "Howdy, what you guys doin?"

Bush says: "We're planning 'World War III.'"

The guy says: "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says: "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Arabs and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaims: "Why on earth would you want to kill a bicycle repairman?!!!"

Bush turns to Powell and says: "See? I told you no one would give a shit about the 10 million Arabs!