Cowboys Do What?

An Indian named Brown Elk walked into the saloon. He was a giant of a man with a six-shooter tucked into his belt, so no one dared ask why he was carrying a pail of manure in one hand and a small cat in the other.

"I'll have a whiskey," he told the bartender, and after downing the shot, Brown Elk ordered another. Then another. Finally, after his 4th drink, the Indian pulled out his revolver, fired several shots into the bucket of manure, released the cat & then ran after it. He caught the cat and then returned to the bar.

"E-excuse me," said the alarmed bartender, serving him a drink on the house, "but would you mind telling me what that was all about?"

"My father told me to try & be more like white man," Brown Elk answered. "So, I came here to have a few drinks, shoot the shit and chase a little pussy."