Cowboys and Indians

Three men are sittin' on a bench.

One's a Texan wearing a Stetson, one's a Muslim wearing a turban, and the last is an Apache with an eagle feather woven in his hair.

The Apache is rather glum and says "once my people were many, but now we are few."

The Muslim puffs up and says "once my people were few, but now we are many millions."

The Texan adjusts his hat, finishes rolling a smoke, leans back
in his place and drawls, "that's 'cause we ain't played cowboys and Muslims yet."