Dinner with her Parents

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. In order to entice him, The girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out with him and have sex for the first time.

Well, the boy, who is a virgin, is ecstatic. (Amazing how that works.) So he takes a trip to the drug store to get some condoms. The pharmacist, realizing the situation, goes out of his way to help the young man, telling him everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

Then the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. (Or should that be a non-family pack?) The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" she tells him. The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table, where the girl's parents are seated.

During grace, the boy bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes passes, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head bowed, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to him, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."