Ghetto Airlines

Signs you're on "Ghetto Airlines" -

The Windows are tinted

The Plane is sitting on Gold rims

The Stewardess's are all ex-Hammer dancers

First Class, Business Class and Coach are Classified as: O.G., Hustlers and Playa Haters

Served miniature forty ouncers and pork skins

Power windows for fly by's

Pilot comes on the intercom and asks everybody for gas money

Instead of the intercom chiming "ding ding" prior to announcements, it says "bling bling"

Floating devices have patches

Oxygen masks are turned into bongs

The pilot is doing doughnuts on the runway

The pilot has to check in with his parole officer before take off

The plane needs a jump-start

The stewardess's have a fubu gear as their uniforms

Featured movies are "Booty Call" and the original "Shaft"

The plane comes as a AMG Version

You can pay for your tickets with food stamps or WIC Vouchers

The Black Box is really a Cable Scrambler

The seats are covered in Plastic

Your flight got canceled cause the plane got repossessed