Golfer & The Caddy

Golfer: This is the worst golf course I've ever played on!
Caddy: This isn't the golf course, sir! We left that an hour ago!

Golfer: Well Caddy, How do you like my game?
Caddy: Very good, Sir! But personally I prefer Golf.

Golfer: Well, I have never played this badly before!
Caddy: I didn't realize you had played before, Sir!

Golfer: Caddy, Do you think my game is improving?
Caddy: Oh yes, Sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to!

Golfer: I'm sorry to not tee off today but my Doctor's told me I can't play golf!
Caddy: Oh, so he's played with you too, Sir!

Golfer: My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!
Caddy: I'm sure you'll miss her terribly, Sir!

Golfer: Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?
Caddy: The way you play, Sir, it's a crime any day of the week!

Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!
Caddy: This isn't a watch, Sir, its a compass!