Legal Affairs

Houndslow had handled all of Harrington's legal affairs for years and one day he had to make a difficult telephone call to his old acquaintance. Being the forthright type, he got right to the point. "Harrington, I have some terrible news and some really awful news."

The businessman sat down and disconnected the speaker phone. "Shoot, Houndslow."

"The terrible news is that your wife found a picture that's going to be worth several hundred thousand dollars," the lawyer informed him.

"That's the terrible news?" Harrington was intrigued. "I can hardly wait to hear the really awful news."

"It's a picture of you and your receptionist."