Little Friend

A man had been frequenting this bar for quite some time now. every time he comes in he orders a drink for himself, which doesn't seem out of the ordinary, but he also orders a little, tiny drink. He always asks the bartender to put this drink in a thimble from a Monopoly board game. The bartender always thought this to be strange.

Finally he says to the man "You have been coming in here for quite some time now, and every time, you order a drink for yourself, which is fine, but then you order this little, tiny drink. What's it for?"

"That's for my little buddy" replies the man.

The bartender, confused, and almost afraid to ask, asks "What? Who?"

The man reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out a six-inch-tall man, and gently places him on the bar. "See, this is my little buddy right here."

Then the little fellow reaches down and grabs his drinks and quickly finishes it.

"Well, what can he do?" The bartender asks.

The man looks down at his six-inch friend and says "Hey little buddy, run on down to the end of the bar." so the little guy runs down to the end of the bar turns around and then runs back.

Then the bartender asks "Wow...Can he talk?"

The man replies "Hell yeah he can talk" and leans over to his little friend and says "Hey little buddy, go on and tell him about the time you and me was down in South America and you told that witch doctor he was full of shit."