Making Everyone Happy

Three people stand up on the top of the Empire State Building: George Washington, George W. Bush, and Al Gore.
George Washington takes out a ten dollar bill, throws it off of the building, and says, "There, I just made ten people happy."

Next, George Bush takes out a twenty dollar bill, throws it off of the building, and says, "There, I just made twenty people happy."

Then, Al Gore pushes George Bush off of the side of thge building and says, "There. I just made EVERYBODY happy."

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If George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

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In 1555, Nostradamus wrote:

Come the millennium, month 12,
In the home of the greatest power,

The village idiot will come forth
to be acclaimed the leader.