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My new exercise regime

For Those Of Us Getting On in Years (And Weight) I thought I would let you, my friends, in on a little secret I've found for building my arm and shoulder muscles.

You might wish to adopt this regimen - 3 days a week works well.

I start by standing outside behind the house and, with a 5 pound potato sack in each hand, extend my arms straight out to my sides and hold them there as long as I can.

After a few weeks I moved up to 10 pound potato sacks, then 50 pound potato sacks and finally I got to where I could lift a 100 pound potato sack in each hand and hold my arms straight out for more than a full minute!!

Next, I started putting a few potatoes in the sacks, but I would caution you not to overdo it at this level!


Contributed by: Tom S.



 







 
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