New State Mottos
ALABAMA: Yes, We Have Electricity
ALASKA: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
ARIZONA: But It's A Dry Heat
ARKANSAS: Literacy Ain't Everything
CALIFORNIA: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
COLORADO: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
CONNECTICUT: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
DELAWARE: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
FLORIDA: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
GEORGIA: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
HAWAII: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
IDAHO: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
ILLINOIS: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
INDIANA: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
IOWA: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
KANSAS: First Of The Rectangle States
KENTUCKY: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
LOUISIANA: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
MAINE: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
MARYLAND: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
MASSACHUSETTS: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
MICHIGAN: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
MINNESOTA: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
MISSISSIPPI: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
MISSOURI: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
MONTANA: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
NEBRASKA: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
NEVADA: Hookers and Poker!
NEW HAMPSHIRE: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
NEW JERSEY: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
NEW MEXICO: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
NEW YORK: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
NORTH CAROLINA: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
NORTH DAKOTA: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
OHIO: At Least We're Not Michigan
OKLAHOMA: Like The Play, Only No Singing
OREGON: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
PENNSYLVANIA: Cook With Coal
RHODE ISLAND: We're Not REALLY An Island
SOUTH CAROLINA: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
SOUTH DAKOTA: Closer Than North Dakota
TENNESSEE: The Educashun State
TEXAS: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
UTAH: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
VERMONT: Yep
VIRGINIA: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
WASHINGTON: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
WASHINGTON, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
WEST VIRGINIA: One Big Happy Family... Really!
WISCONSIN: Come Cut The Cheese
WYOMING: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared!
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