Nurse Nancy

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He almost died on us!"

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded! !"

Suddenly, they heard a blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor. "I just told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"