Perfect Penis

Jonny was sitting in health class and the teacher asked the class if they know what a penis was and no one raised there hand so the teacher said for homework ask your dads what a penis is.

Jonny went home and asked his dad what a penis was.

Jonny's dad took Jonny in the bathroom and said. "Son this is a penis this is not just any penis this is a perfect penis"

Jonny went to get on the bus and he saw little billy crying he asked billy What was wrong.

Billy said, "I asked my dad what a penis was and he sent me to bed with no food".

"Thats okay come here and I will show you" He said, "billy this is a penis and if it was 4 inches shorter it would be a perfect penis."