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Proud To Be A Citizen Of

Proud To Be A Citizen Of __________

When you are a citizen of NEW YORK you probably are proud of telling people that you live in NEW YORK but...suppose you are living in a city as mentioned below.

Do you then also tell others 'Yeah, I'm living in ____________.

* Shafter (California, USA)
* Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)

* Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
* Bastard (Norway)

* Twatt (Orkney, UK)
* Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)

* Muff (Northern Ireland)
* Wankie (Zimbabwe)

* Climax (Colorado, USA)
* Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)

* Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
* Fukum (Yemen)

* Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
* Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)

* Turdo (Romania)
* Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)

* Seymen (Turkey)
* Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)

* Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
* Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)

* Wanks River (Nicaragua)
* Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)

* Fuku (Shensi, China)
* Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)

* Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
* Shag Island (Indian Ocean)

* Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
* Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)

* Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
* Chinaman's Knob (Australia)

* Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
* Tittybong (Australia)

* Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
* Dikshit (India)

* Wankener (India)
* Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)




 







 
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