SAT - Arkansas

SAT answers [allegedly given in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000)

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.