Speed Boat

Three men - Lee, Maury and Jim - who had been friends forever, decided to rent a speed boat and take it out on a lake. On the way to the lake they discussed who would, in fact, drive the boat. Lee insisted that he should be the one, while the others noted the poor driving habits that he displayed in a car.

Finally they launched the boat with Maury at the wheel.

After an hour, Maury and Jim relented and allowed Lee the chance to drive. At a very high rate of speed, Lee suddenly spun the boat around, throwing Jim into the water. When they came back to the place that he was last seen, Jim was under water. Lee dove in looking for him, only to come up with an old tire... which Maury pulled into the boat.

On the second dive Lee came back with only an old boot.

But on the third dive he came up saying: "I got him, I got him!!"

Into the boat went the victim, where Maury began mouth to mouth on him. After about a minute, Maury said, "Geeze!! I don't remember Jim having breath this bad!"

To which Lee frowned and replied, "And I don't recall him ever wearing a snowmobile suit, either"!!!