Survivor, Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the TV's Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own version, entitled "Survivor, Texas Style". The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to McAllen, Rio Grande City and Laredo to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Lexus with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore and I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.