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Take The Money And Run

TAKE THE MONEY ENRON
Richard Lederer

The difference between "lie" and "lay"
Has fallen into deep decay.
But now we know from Enron's shame
That "lie" and Lay are just the same.


Contributed by: Marcus B.



 







 
T'was The Night Of Thanksgiving ~ Talking Dog

Section: 2002 Humor