Tax Return

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman replies, "OK, I'm a prostitute."

"Still too crude. Try again."

They think for a minute, then the woman states, "chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?"

"Well, I did raise over 5,000 cocks last year !"

Occupation: "Chicken Farmer", the accountant writes.