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2002 Humor Section


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  • A Little Culture
  • Acceptance (Tom S.)
  • Adult Sex Quiz (Sandy E.)
  • After Dinner Ritual
  • Alabama Special Forces (Cindy C.)
  • Amazing Free Stuff
  • Amazing Texan (Tom S.)
  • Amish Terrorist (Marcus B.)
  • Amish Virus Alert (Allen L.)
  • Annual Nymphomaniac Convention (Tom S.)
  • Ass Size (James O.)
  • At My Funeral (Greg D.)
  • Atheist and The Bear (Cindy C.)
  • Authur Andersen Christmas Party (Yannis R.)
  • Axis Of Evil (Marcus B.)

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  • B.C. (Tom S.)
  • Baby Brother
  • Backup (Rick L.)
  • Bad Dream
  • Bar Talk 101
  • Beer is Good (Rick L.)
  • Bin-laden Bumper Sticker (Rick L.)
  • Blonde Hospital
  • Blonde Medical Terminology
  • Blonde's Weight Problem
  • Bluenecks (Rick L.)
  • Boot Size (James O.)
  • Bra Sizes (Tom S.)
  • Break In (Rick L.)
  • Bride and Groom
  • Brothel Sale
  • Burnout Club
  • Bush & Powell (Cindy C.)
  • Bush Administration Announcement (Cindy C.)
  • Bush's First Year (Tom S.)
  • But are the frogs OK? (Greg D.)
  • Buying a 'Horth' (James O.)

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  • Cajun and the Game Warden (Peggy W.)
  • Castaways (Tom S.)
  • Cave Pictures (Dana T.)
  • Check Up
  • Chicken (Rick L.)
  • Childbearing Years (Peggy W.)
  • Chinese Lovering (Rick L.)
  • Chip Off The Old Blockhead
  • City Boy Goes Hunting
  • Comparing Men And Women
  • Computer Virus deemed as Hate Crime (Peggy W.)
  • Cork (Rick L.)
  • Cough It Up (Tom S.)
  • Could have called instead (Cindy C.)
  • Country Still on Alert (Rick L.)
  • County Fairs
  • Cowboys and Indians (Cindy C.)
  • Cowboys Do What? (James O.)
  • Creation By Computer (Peggy W.)
  • Critter
  • Cross-Eyed (Rick L.)
  • Cute Cat (Rick L.)

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  • Dallas Cowboy Quiz (Rick L.)
  • Date Rape Drug Targets Males (Dana T.)
  • De-Motivational Posters (Rick L)
  • Death Of Common Sense
  • Dennis Miller Quote (Peggy W.)
  • Dig This (James O.)
  • Dinner with her Parents (Dana T.)
  • Disaster in Mexico (Allen L.)
  • Do Not Talk To The Parrot (Rick L.)
  • Do The Turkeys Get Any Bigger?
  • Dog's New Years Resolution
  • Donkey Raffle
  • Donkey Story (Rick L.)
  • Driving Rules for Idiots
  • Drop Dead (Rick L.)
  • Drug Research (Tom S.)
  • DUI Texas Style (Rick L.)
  • Dumb Criminals (Peggy W.)

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  • Enron Snow (Rick L.)

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  • Failed Pick-up line
  • Fairy (Peggy W.)
  • Fairy of Joy
  • Favorite Humorous Quotes
  • Fine Young Idiot?
  • Flight Operations
  • Flower Pot Kid (Rick L.)
  • Fly The Friendly Skies (Diana N.)
  • Flying Manners
  • Foot Dragging
  • For Women Only (James O.)
  • Fridge Raid (Rick L.)
  • Friendly Favor (Cindy C.)

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  • Gambling Redhead (James O.)
  • Genealogy Of Remus Starr
  • Gentlemen From Krakow
  • Geography of a Woman (Dustin S.)
  • George - Pearly Gates (Cindy C.)
  • Getting A Raise
  • Getting Married (Tom S.)
  • Getting Older (Dana T.)
  • Ghetto Airlines (Tom S.)
  • Ghost Story (Allen L.)
  • Golf Club Sign (James O.)
  • Golf Wedding (Rick L.)
  • Golfer & The Caddy
  • Good And Pious Man
  • Good Lesson (Rick L.)
  • Good Radio 2
  • Grade School Contest (Tom S.)
  • Grandma's Panties (Tom S.)
  • Great Minds (Tom S.)
  • Greek Gods
  • Groom and the Best Man
  • Gun Refresher Course (Rick L.)
  • Guns vs MD's (James O.)

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  • Hail Damage (Rick L.)
  • Halloween Story (Peggy W.)
  • Hallucinations
  • Handicap Secret (Rick L.)
  • Hanging Pups (Tim F.)
  • Happy Gardening (Sandy E.)
  • Happy Marriage (James O.)
  • Happy To Know You
  • Having A Bad Day
  • Headless (Rick L.)
  • Headstone
  • Heavy Thinking (Peggy W.)
  • Help Desk Poem (Dustin S.)
  • Helpful Hints (Tom S.)
  • Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
  • High Moon (Rick L.)
  • Hijacker
  • Hollywood Squares Classics (Rick L.)
  • Houdini (Carlos M.)
  • Houston (Allen L.)
  • How Do They Survive? (Cindy C.)
  • How Do You Unlock Your Door?
  • How Dogs And Men Are The Same?
  • How The Government Works
  • How to Bathe A Cat (Tom S.)
  • How To Spot Aliens At Work
  • Hu's On First (Cindy C.)
  • Husband & Wife Story (Tom S.)

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  • I am a travel agent (Cindy C.)
  • If Dogs Could Talk (Heather L.)
  • If Dr. Seuss Was A Woman
  • Important Discoveries
  • In My Day
  • In The Beginning
  • Injun Trouble
  • Investment Terms (Rick L.)
  • Iron Balls (Rick L.)
  • Italian Border (Pietro B.)

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  • Juggling (Tom S.)
  • Just How Old Are You (Cindy C.)
  • Just The Fax

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  • Kid Hang (Rick L.)
  • Killer Rabbit (Rick L.)
  • King George VI

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  • Latest Medications (Tom S.)
  • Legal Affairs
  • Leprechaun and Golfer (Rick L.)
  • LeRoy (Allen L.)
  • Life As A Turkey
  • Liquid Viagra 2 (Allen L.)
  • Little Billy - Candy Bar (Rick L.)
  • Little Friend (Brian L.)
  • Little Johnny's Dad (Tim F.)
  • Loaves And Fishes

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  • Making Everyone Happy (Cindy C.)
  • Man's Way of Looking At Things (Rick L.)
  • Markers (Tom S.)
  • Marketing 101 (Yannis R.)
  • Martial Dispute
  • MasterCard (Rick L.)
  • Mean Penguin (Rick L.)
  • Medical News (Cindy C.)
  • Medical Or Surgical?
  • Melons (Rick L.)
  • Microsoft Announces Windows TP
  • Microsoft CRAP
  • Microsoft Splits into Two Companies
  • Minister's Teeth
  • Miracle Mouse (Peggy W.)
  • Modern Capitalism (Yannis R.)
  • Modern Science (Rick L.)
  • Mom's Dictionary
  • Moment In Time (Rick L.)
  • More Than 100% (James O.)
  • Morning Breath (Tom S.)
  • Mountain Contraceptive
  • Music Industry Unveils New Piracy-Proof Format
  • My new exercise regime (Tom S.)
  • My Parrot Speaks Seven Languages
  • My Wife Beats Me At Everything

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  • Navy Vs the Air Force
  • Need Beer (Rick L.)
  • Never Seen A Mirror
  • New business terms #1 (Richard S.)
  • New State Mottos
  • Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035 (Rick L.)
  • Nine Martini Nitecap
  • Not Everybody Knows
  • Nurse Nancy (Rick L.)

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  • Observations Of Life (Greg D.)
  • Oil Change instructions (Rick l.)
  • Onion & Ass (Rick L.)
  • Oops 2 (Tom S.)
  • Optimism (Rick L.)
  • Oral Sex 2 (Carlos M.)
  • Osama on Late Night (Marcus B.)
  • Osama's Mistake (James O.)

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  • Paint Contractor (Tom S.)
  • Park Bench
  • Party of Emotions (Tom S.)
  • PCs in the 1960s
  • Peace On Earth (Allen L.)
  • Perfect Penis (Tony M.)
  • Perfume Shopping (Allen L)
  • Pharmacist (Tom S.)
  • Pink Floyd and Wizard of Oz
  • Playboy Kid (Rick L.)
  • Pockets
  • Politically Correct Season's Greetings
  • Poodle Pull (Rick L.)
  • Poor Guy (Allen L.)
  • Pop In (Rick l.)
  • Positive Side (James O.)
  • Post Turtle (Bush) (Cindy C.)
  • Power of Wife (Rick L.)
  • Price of Gas (Carlos M.)
  • Princess With The Melting Touch
  • Problem Solving (James O.)
  • Project Managers: Get To Know Them
  • Proof The World Is Nuts (James O.)
  • Proud To Be A Citizen Of
  • Psychiatrically Challenged Xmas Carols (Tom S.)

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  • Question Of Honesty
  • Quick Thinker (James O.)

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  • Raider Fan (Rick L.)
  • Real Things Heard in US Courtrooms
  • Really Expensive
  • Reasonable Doubt
  • Recent Quotes From The Airwaves (Carlos M.)
  • Reconciliation! (Rick L)
  • Redneck Church (Tom S.)
  • Redneck Professional Engineers Exam
  • Remaining US CEOs Make a Break for It (Rick L.)
  • Response time (Carlos S.)
  • Resumania
  • River Smart (James O.)
  • Rumor (Rick L.)
  • Running Up The Score (Marcus B.)

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  • S. H. I. T. (Rick L.)
  • Salary Increase Request
  • Santa's Grave (Tom S.)
  • SAT - Arkansas (Rick L.)
  • Saudi StarTrek Fan (Peggy W.)
  • Save It For The Future
  • School Days 2 (Cindy C.)
  • Seance
  • Seeing Five Gentlemen Every Day
  • Serious Life (Rick L.)
  • Sermon
  • Server That Works
  • Set phasers on ka-ching
  • Sex at 100 (Cindy C.)
  • Sex On The Brain?
  • Sexual Advice For Women
  • Shaves At The Barber Shop
  • Sign of the Times (Tom S.)
  • Signs That You Are Too Drunk (Carlos M.)
  • Size Matters
  • Sleeping Cats (Rick L.)
  • Smart Drunk (James O.)
  • Smart Secretary
  • Snail Scooter (Rick L.)
  • Some Texan (Cindy C.)
  • Something To think About (Rick L.)
  • Sorry About Your Smoke Detector
  • Speed Boat
  • Spelling Error
  • Sports Quotes 2 (Rick L.)
  • Spread-Em (Rick L.)
  • Stella Awards (Greg D.)
  • Stray Bar (Rick L.)
  • Stuff To Ponder
  • Sunburn (Cindy C.)
  • Sure You Can (James O.)
  • Surf Boarding Pastor
  • Surrounded (Rick L.)
  • Survivor, Texas Style (Adam B.)

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  • T'was The Night Of Thanksgiving
  • Take The Money And Run (Marcus B.)
  • Talking Dog (Rick L.)
  • Taters
  • Tax Cuts Explained (James O.)
  • Tax Return (Allen L.)
  • Teeth Down There (Tom S.)
  • Terrorist quick to commit suicide (Rick L.)
  • Texan Brothers and Beer (rcote)
  • Texas Paradise (Rick L.)
  • Things About Texas (Rick L.)
  • Things PMS stands for (Peggy W.)
  • Things You'd Love To Say At Work But Can't
  • Thirsty? (James O.)
  • Thongs (Rick L.)
  • Three Monks
  • Three Religious Truths (Rick L.)
  • Three Smart Dogs
  • Three Texans (rcote)
  • Ticket (Rick L.)
  • Tid-Bits2 (Rick L.)
  • Tid-Bits3
  • Time Flies (Allen L.)
  • Traffic Lights (Rick L.)
  • Transplanted to the South (Ruth T.)
  • True Love (Dana T.)
  • Twin Brothers
  • Twins (Rick L.)
  • Two Blonds at the Pearly Gates (James O.)

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  • Understanding Texans (Rick L.)
  • Unemployment Compensation (Allen L.)
  • UPS Revenge (Dustin S.)

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  • Valentine Card Suggestions (Allen L.)
  • Valentine For Osama (Marcus B.)
  • Very Touching Story (Rick L.)
  • Virus Mouse (Rick L.)

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  • Wabbit Shopping (James O.)
  • Weeweechu (Tom S.)
  • Weight Loss Program (James O.)
  • Weird Local USA Sex Laws (Ron C.)
  • What a Decision (James O.)
  • What Did He Say? (James O.)
  • What Women Find Attractive (Tom S.)
  • When Not To Be Honest (Scott)
  • Where Did I Come From (James O.)
  • Where I Left My Hat (James O.)
  • Where's Your Sign
  • Who Said That (Rick L.)
  • Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman (James O.)
  • Wisdom Of Red Buttons
  • Wizard of Oz White House (Cindy C.)
  • Women Drivers (James O.)
  • Work vs Prison
  • World Cup Goal (Tom S.)
  • Wrong Number

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  • X in Xmas

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  • You Stink
  • You Were In My Class (Michelle H.)


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