Before It Starts

A man comes home from work, sits down in his favorite chair, turns on the TV, and says to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

Looking a bit puzzled, she brings him the beer.

He opens the can, drains it and says, "Now quick, bring me another one. It's gonna start any minute...."

This time the wife looks a little angry, but brings him the second beer anyway.

When that one is gone, he says, "Quick now, one more beer before it starts."

"That's it!" she yells. "You bastard, you waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me, and then expect me to run around like your slave... Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long...?"

At which the husband sighs, "Oh shit, it's started..."