A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to a Biker on a flight to Oklahoma.. The Biker asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Harley Rider then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Hell, I didn't know we had a choice."
