Cajun Humor

Tuseau called the airlines information desk and inquired, "How long doe it take to fly from New Orleans to Lafayette?"

"Just a minute," said the busy clerk.

"Oh my God " said Tuseau, "if it has to go dat fast, I tink I'll just take da bus."

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The judge had just awarded a divorce to Boudreaux's wife, who had charged non-support. He said to Boudreaux, "I

have decided to give your wife $400 a month for support."

"Well, dat's fine, Judge," said Boudreaux." And once in a while ah might try to chip in a few bucks, myself."

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Thibideaux: "Boudreaux, stand yourself dar in front of da car and tell me if da turn signals is working".

Bousreaux: "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No...."

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Boudreaux and Tuseau got married in Jeanerette. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing New Orleans when Boudreaux put his hand on Tusuau's knee. Giggling, Tuseau said, "Boudreaux,

you can go a little farther now if ya want to. " So Boudreaux drove to Mobile.

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Boudreaux and Thibideaux were on their very first train ride out west. They had brought along bananas for lunch. Just as they began to peel them, the train entered a long, dark tunnel.

"Have you eaten your banana yet, Boudreaux asked excitedly?

"No," replied Thibideaux.

"Well, don't touch it den," Boudreaux exclaimed. "I yust took one bite and went blind!"

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Boudreaux bought Tuseau a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, Thibideaux inquired how she was doing with it.

"Oh," said Boudreaux, "I persuaded her to svitch to a clarinet."

"How come," asked Thibideaux?

Well," Boudreaux answered, "Because wit a clarinet she can't do no singing."

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Boudreaux and Tuseau went to the Olympics. While sitting on a bench a lady turned to

Boudreaux and said, "Are you a pole vaulter?"

Boudreaux said "No, I'm French..and my name isn't Valter

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Boudreaux died. So Tuseau went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Tusaeu what she would like to say about Boudreaux.

Tuseau replied,"You yust put 'Boudreaux died.'

The gentleman, somewhat perplexe said, That's it? Just 'Boudreaux died?' Surely, there must be something more you'd like to say about Boudreaux. If it's money you're concerned about, the first five words are free.

We must say something more.

So Tuseau pondered for a few minutes and finally said, "O.K. You put 'Boudreaux died. Boat for sale.' "