Dentist

A man goes to his dentist complaining his teeth are loose. The dentist inspects the man's teeth and says, "The plate I installed in your mouth six months ago has started to erode. Have you made any drastic changes in your diet recently?"

The man, a bit rattled, stutters, "Well, my wife started cooking a lot more asparagus recently. I didn't quite like it until she started putting hollandaise sause on it. Now I put hollandaise on everything -- sandwiches, meatloaf, pasta, nachos -- you name it."

"Hmmm," said the dentist. "Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice which is highly acidic. The acid is disolving your plate. I need to replace the plate. This time I will make it with chrome."

The man asks, "Why chrome?"

The dentist replies, "Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"