Golf 2

EVER notice that it's easier to get up at 6:00 to golf than at 10:00 to mow?

GOLF IS the ultimate love/hate relationship.

SOMETIMES it seems as though your cup moveth over.

IT TAKES LONGER to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart and eat hot dogs while performing brain surgery.

A GOOD DRIVE on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.

WATER hazards are no walk in the park for fish, turtles and frogs, either.

GOLF IS the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you end up praying a lot.

A GOOD golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you.

THAT rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work.

IF THERE'S a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.

Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.

A PRO shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.

IT'S amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand trap.

IF YOUR opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.