Hawaiian Vacation

This intelligence-disadvantaged male person goes into the travel agency and proclaims, "I've seen your ad about a $99.00 trip to Hawaii, and I'd like to go."

The travel agent says, "Listen, friend, this is my first day here, but I know about all the details of that crumby $99.00 offer, and believe me, you DON'T want it. Take the next best offer, which is only $1,399.00."

"Oh, no you don't," says the Idiot (showing some signs of intelligence), "you're not going to catch ME with that bait and switch. The ad says `$99.00 to Hawaii,' and THAT's what I want."

"Okay," says the agent, who takes a baseball bat from under the desk and hits the Idiot in the head. The Idiot wakes up a few hours later, on a raft out in the Pacific Ocean!

He looks around, and there's NOTHING, only he and another Idiot on the raft. "What are we going to do?" cries our hero "surely they'll send a ship for us."

"I don't think so," responds his new-found traveling companion.... "they didn't LAST YEAR!"