Hungry Baby

A woman with a baby visited the doctor's office. She was escorted to an examination room and told to wait for the doctor. The doctor arrived, examined the baby and asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or bottle fed?"

"Breast fed," she replied.

"Please, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. The doctor pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination then told her to get dressed. He said, "No wonder this baby is always hungry. You're not producing any milk."

"I know," she said. "I'm his aunt....But I'm glad I came.