Inner Peace

I'm passing this along to you, because it's definitely working for me. I think I have found inner peace. I recently read an article that said the best way to achieve inner peace is to FINISH things I had started.

So, today I finished two large bags of potato chips, a chocolate pie, a fifth of Absolute Vodka, a small box of chocolate candy, and I slapped the living shit out of someone I have never liked.

I feel better already.