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Last Child Support Payment

Today is my son's 19th birthday!

Today will be my last child support payment! I am so damn happy!!!!

So I called my son to come over to my house, and when he got there, I said to him, "Son, I want you to take this last check over to your mama's house and tell her this is the last check she's ever gonna get from me, and then I want you to come back and tell me the expression on her face".

So my baby boy took the check over. I was so anxious to hear


what she had to say and what she looked like.

As my son walked through the door, I said, "Okay now, WHAT DID SHE HAVE TO SAY???"

"SHE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT YOU AIN'T MY FATHER".


Contributed by: James O.



 







 
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