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Section: 2003 Humor
Category: Easter 
 
 



 









 

Learned from the Easter Bunny

Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from the Easter Bunny

Don't put all your eggs in one basket

The best things in life are still sweet and gooey

Walk softly and carry a big carrot

Good things come in small sugarcoated packages

Everyone needs a friend who is all ears

There's no such thing as too much candy

Keep your paws off other people's jelly beans

Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day

All work and no play can make you a basket case

A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention

The grass is always greener in someone else's basket

An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare

To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell

Some body parts should be floppy

Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits

Happy Easter!


Contributed by: Peggy W.



 







 
Lawn Sign ~ Lessons 2

Section: 2003 Humor
Category: Easter