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New Drink 2

Pfizer Corp is making the announcement day that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use "as is", or as a mixer.

Pepsi's proposed add campaign claims:

"It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."

Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink." This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount And Do."


Contributed by: rcote



 







 
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Section: 2003 Humor