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At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "SERVICE". The act of doing things for other people.

Then I heard the terms:

Internal Revenue "Service"
U.S. Postal "Service"
Civil "Service"
Cable "Service"
Telephone "Service"
Customer "Service"
State, City & County Public "Service"

And.....I became confused about the word "SERVICE".
This is not what I thought "SERVICE" meant.


Then one day, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them mentioned that he was having a bull "service" a few of his cows.

SHAZAM!!!!! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "SERVICE" agencies are doing to us!

Apparently "SERVICE" is the act of doing things to other people.


I hope you are now as enlightened as I was!


Contributed by: Tom S.



 







 
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