Three Little Pigs

A teacher excites the four year olds of her pre-school class with the promise of a story before nap time.

When story time comes all the children gather around the teacher in a circle and watch intently as the teacher opens the book and begins to read.

" The three little pigs," she starts, then expertly acquires the rapt attention of each of the children as she tells the tale of the rampaging wolf. Explaining that the pigs have decided to build houses against the wolfs' onslaught.

The first pig sees a farmer pushing a wheelbarrow full of straw and hay.

"Children," says the teacher, "can you guess what the farmer said when the Pig asked if he could possibly borrow some straw to build a house?"

She looked around the children for a moment and thought they were waiting for her to give an answer, when one of the boys cried out,

"Holy crap, a talking pig!"