Three Texan Surgeons Boasting

The first began: 'Three years ago, I re-attached seven fingers on a pianist.

He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England.'


The second replied: 'That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his body.

Two years after I re-attached them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Olympics.'


The third said: 'A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fé freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horse's ass and a 10-gallon hat.

And two years ago, he became president of the US.'