Welfare Job

A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."


The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive her around in a big black Mercedes limo.

Because of the long hours of this job, you will be paid for your meals.

You will also have to escort his daughter on her trips to London and Paris.

The starting salary is $200,000 per year with a $25,000 year end bonus.

Do you want the position?"

The man replied, "Your bullshitting me, aren't you?"

The welfare office employee responded, "Yeah, well you started it."